Pl-8-O And SoccerTs Are Introduced To The World Of Text Messaging [The Dialogues]

SoccerTs: Good student, Pl-8-O. This is a text message from SoccerTs.
circa 399 B.C.E.

Pl-8-O: Good mentor, SoccerTs, how goes it? (?)
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SoccerTs: Would you say that this form of communication is platonic? Our words are all in the air, strange. Feel nostalgic. Miss my pigeon messenger.
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Pl-8-0: SoccerTs, good mentor, I am laughing out loud (lol for future text messaging purposes). Perhaps this is platonic. I must assess this situation. (.)
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SoccerTs: Lol, I have come across. Have you heard of rotfl?
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Pl-8-O: Teach me, good mentor. (.)
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SoccerTs: It stands for rolling on the floor laughing. It is quite visual.
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Pl-8-O: I am rotfl. Where are you? (?)
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SoccerTs: Lower athens. U? U means you.
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Pl-8-O: Eye am in east athens, pondering the world outside of east Athens. Pondering the world we cannot see. Eye ponder by the pond and wander without my wand. Eye means i. (.)
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SoccerTs: You are 2uu diligent. 2uu lucky to have you as a student. A student who is also my own mentor. 2uu means too.
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Pl-8-O: U are 2uu polite. (.)
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SoccerTs: Eye am thinking of joining a fraternity. Phi beta kappa.
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Pl-8-O: Frat? (?)
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SoccerTs: Have you heard that asher roth song? Eye love the part when he goes quote keg stand, keg stand, keg stand, keg stand unquote.
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Pl-8-O: Eye am rolling on the floor laughing and laughing out loud. (.)
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SoccerTs: Quote chug, chug, chug, chug unquote. Lol/rofl.
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Pl-8-O: Decent mentor, eye plan to write a book. Can eye include u in it? U will be talking to my good brother [bro], explaining the allegory of the cave. (.)
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SoccerTs: Hades yeah. Eye look forward to reading it. Must go now, to a party. The drinks will be on me. Come if you can. It should last all night until the dew of dawn at least.
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Pl-8-O: I will try. Want to get some eyedeas down 1st. Eyedeas mean ideas. Good luck with the fraternity and don't drink anything eye wouldn't drink. (.)
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SoccerTs: Farewell pl-8-o.
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Pl-8-O: Bye bye. Take care. (.)
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SoccerTs: One more thing, pl-8-o. Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Pl-8-O Whose chicken? (?)
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SoccerTs: My chicken.
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Pl-8-O: Did not know you have chickens. Why did it cross the road? (?)
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SoccerTs: 2u see butter fly. 2u means to.
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Pl-8-O: Ha (ha)
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SoccerTs: Ha?
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Pl-8-O: Ha is equivalent 2u lol and rotfl. (.)
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SoccerTs: Ha
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Pl-8-O: Until then, good mentor. (.)
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SoccerTs: I will see you on the flip side.
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